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beasts below the bay, California Bay Area, coral, crypto zoology, cryptozoology, dive, Hawaiian, investigation, lilycat, lilycat adams, loch ness monster, marine biology, masturbation, monster, ocean, radio, reporting, Rock Away Bay, sea monsters, sexy, sharkey, sharks, sub-human creature, Underwater
I don’t know if it was because as a child I masturbated while hugging a large stuffed shark named ‘Sharkey’ that I decided to study Marine Biology. I don’t know if my Scottish grandfather’s tales of the Loch Ness monster made me also want to study Cryptozoology, the study of unknown species. I do know that having both these degrees, A pretty face, and large boobs got me the job as an investigator for the TV show: Beasts Below the Bay, about sea monsters in the California Bay Area. It was that job that allowed me to meet a sexy, living Sharkey.
Beasts Below the Bay was featuring the water monster of Rock Away Beach. We’d received reports of a mysterious sub-human creature seen swimming in the ocean and walking on the shore.
I met Sharkey while on a solo scuba-diving tour of the area. The underwater cameraman who was supposed to go with me got a phone call from an upset girlfriend as we were about to begin the first investigation. I decided to excuse myself and take a quick dive to look around.
The water in Rock Away Bay was full of schools of brightly colored fish and the lace-like designs of vibrant coral, which resembled a Hawaiian postcard. It didn’t seem like any place you would find a monster, but the water changed, and I found myself staring into the face of a shark.
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